Got Milk Parody

A parody of all those "got milk?" spin-offs. Especially the ones used by the sports teams at my old high school - "got scij?" (With "SCIJ" standing for "Strength Courage Intensity Joy"). In fact, my old school (elementary through high) often pioneered new ground in pretentiousness. Especially my 3rd grade "conflict resolution" class, which I'm almost certain caused more problems than it solved, due to its extreme preachy-ness and pretentiousness.